要说现在网上牛人还是很多的，隔三差五的就能看见能掀人一跟头的乐子。下文的原 作者（可惜没找到原始出处，豆瓣上也是转贴的）绝对是想象力丰富到了一定程度了 汇男网 www.dddbb.com 汇男网 www.dddbb.com 。我个人觉得牛津剑桥等专业英语词典不收入这些词汇实在是英语语言的一大损失。 正文： 最近网上流传这么一句话，相当受欢迎：
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
例句：CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCAV又在晚饭时间装逼了，它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
2、drunbee：名词，装逼的人，有装逼倾向的人 例句：林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting. 林志玲是个装逼的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。
3、druber：名词，以装逼为职业的人，专业装逼者
例句：朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional. 朱军是个职业装逼者，他一辈子都在装逼，是专业级的。
4、drunby：形容词，装逼的 例句：The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛。 你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的，更别说那歌是求佛。
5、drunblization：名词，装逼化 例句：As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse. 随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营，人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
6、drunblism：名词，装逼主义 例句：The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that. 法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。
newbility
1、newbility词根为newby，形容词，原意为牛逼 例句：I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby. 我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。 比较级：newber；最高级：newbest 例句：There is no newbest, only newber. 没有最牛逼，只有更牛逼。
2、newber：名词，牛逼的人 例句：王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber 王小波是个牛逼的人，罗永浩也是个牛逼的人。
3、newbable：形容词，可以牛逼的，值得牛逼的 例句：I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud. 我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼，你应该自豪。
4、newbilization：名词，牛逼化 例句：The newbilization of white collar is a global problem. 白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
shability
1、shability词根为shaby，名词，傻~~~逼 例句：周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
周杰伦认为崔健是傻~~~逼，结果周才是真正的大傻~~~逼。
2、shability，名词，傻~~~逼能力 例句：The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake. 你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
3、shabilization，名词，傻~~~逼化 例句：The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization
CCAV的新闻导致国民傻~~~逼化。