23.Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

克里斯托弗 哥伦布并不需要方向,就像我们不需要指导一样.

24.You have enough clothes.

你的衣服已经够多了.

25.Nothing says "I love you" likesex.

没有什么比性更能表达“我爱你”了

26.Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!

我再说一遍，生日、情人节、纪念日，这些日子都不是用来试探我们能不能买到完美的礼物的！

27.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

如果你问了一个你不期望得到回答的问题，你就要做好得到你不想要的答案的准备。

28.You have enough clothes.

你的衣服真的已经够多了！

29.Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

哭泣是一种勒索行为，只能在必要的时候使用，但是不要以为我们会喜欢。

30.Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.

你的兄弟是一个白痴，还有你的前男友，你的爸爸也很有可能是。

31.Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

同11

32.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

同14

33.A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

同15

34.Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

你的妈妈没有必要成为我们的朋友。

35.Foreign film are best left to foreigners.

外国电影最好还是让外国人看吧。

36.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

请在所有别的时间把你必须要在比赛播出时说的所有话说完。

37.Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

高尔夫是一个可以离开你喘口气的休闲机会。我们真的需要这个，就像你也需要一样。

38.Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

诋毁男性杂志上的女模特让你看起来小气又爱嫉妒，而且无论如何也不可能让我们不看这样的杂志。（俺不知道airbrushed是什么意思）

39.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

一段恋情永远都不可能保持我们刚刚开始约会的前两个月的状态。

40.Anyone can buy condoms.

买避孕套不只是男性的义务。